I really don’t think that…
…I’m the best there is out there, I may possess certain qualities that others don’t and I may lack certain attributes that others have. That made us all unique in our own right, right? Okay, my intelligence quotient may not be sky-rocketing high, same goes for my emotional quotient. Moreover, I don’t have nice pair of racks, I may not be one of those girls whose legs are endless, I might not have smooth, creamy and translucent complexion, my crowning glory might be a little limp, and sure, my tummy might have some unsightly bulges that I long for on my purse. Dude, talk about self-degradation! No matter how desirable you are, how kawaii you are, there will always be someone sexier, prettier, brainier, bustier etc. You get the picture. Heh. Like Kim always say, ‘one mountain is higher than the other’. Ah well, can’t have everything, can we? I’m still, and will always be a girl, and whats a girl gotta ask but reassurance? So I’m feeling insecure? People usually don’t admit they’re insecure, it makes them vulnerable you see. Here I am, pouring my sob stories where people can read, point and snicker all they want. Now that’s insecure AND dumb. However, I revel in the fact that I’m extraordinarily unique as well as distinctly individualistic, and that there will be no carbon-copy of me elsewhere in this beautiful azure planet. Love me or loathe me, for I am truly me. *cheers!*
Yours truly,
Danielle
Uncategorized | Comments (2)Lets go to the pool!
Ya know, every single time before I blog, I would never fail to remind myself: DO NOT EVER FREAKING WASH DIRTY LINEN IN PUBLIC. Hence, most of the stuff here will not be a true reflection of whats going on in my life. Selective portrayal of my life conjures up image that I want people to believe in. Wait, who am I kidding? Lol.
Anyway, I picked up a new hobby - swimming! And you know what? S.May is the best-est buddy AND swimming coach ever! *hugs!* Alright, the way I now swim might roughly resemble a cow in water but heyyy, practice makes perfect right? ^^ Was tough initially, but I was determined to have fun and I did! Yesterday, I caught one maggi-head-ah-beng-who-thinks-hes-totally-hot-and-pro-but-actually-just-BELOW-so-so-only snickering at me. OKAY, I may not know how to swim like a dolphin, but at least I dun look like an ah beng of some sort. (and think and act like one too, for that matter) Trashing about in water isn’t swimming, you say? Yeah, like one of you said, I was RENDAM-ING in the water. ^^"
Today’s sweltering heat made me dream of cooling azure blue pools and so guess where was I headed? =p And thank goodness I know how to float! (About time eh) Alright, I don’t know what’re those people staring at (my bod or my float?) today. Its pretty hard to ascertain since both are attention grabbing. HEHE. =p We looking for swimming partners! We’ll have a pool party! Yay!!! C’mere, you! =) Sign up at this blog, okay? Love ya! :winks:
Uncategorized | Comments (3)You know your relationship is going downhill when..
- You nitpick each other’s flaws. His/her tinkling laughter now sounds like pig fart.
- The name calling still continues. Albeit in a different nature. Sweetie-pie becomes Shitty-pie.
- Your partner gives all sorts of feeble excuse to avoid you. Eg: My dog is suffering from bipolar disorder. (He/She is referring to you)
- The ‘I love yous’ morph into ‘I hate yous’. Nuff’ said.
- He/She prefers to see his/her boss than dating with you. Links with point number 3.
- Your partner loves to flirt (more than ever). Eg: Totally ignore you when talking to hot dude/chick.
- Then, accusing you of being jealous after they flirt. Eg: I wasn’t flirting, I was socializing! Whats there to be jealous of?
Add anything that you think correlates with the topic, will you?
Uncategorized | Comment (0)Ramblings of Rage
Today has been a burbling cauldron of feelings. However, I am not accustomed to.. How do you put it, ‘washing dirty linen in public’. MY dirty linen. Wth. I am pissed and I don’t deny that. Super pissed actually. Imagine a roller coaster of feelings, from a moderately titillating ride to being shoved face down in the dirt. Wth. Very generic eh? Dun get what I’m trying to say eh? Don’t worry, I dun get myself either. If I were to pour my sob stories here, the word count would run in gazillions. I need to re-compose myself. I need to get away from this place. Fast. HOWEVER, in no time, I’ll be calm and collected, AGAIN, and rationale commands that I remove this post for good. We’ll see. No, I am not crazy. Crazy would have been an understatement.
Uncategorized | Comment (0)Tis the season to be horny!
Today would have been a perfectly normal and lazy day if it weren’t for this: 
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This ad totally cracked me up. =p As you can see, this mattress ad is suggesting, no, REMINDING us that it’s the season to get laid. So? What’re you waiting for? Go get a mattress and get laid-lah.
Uncategorized | Comment (0)Sir, free movie tickets for you? =D
My short stint at 1u left me feeling utterly exhausted, my feet were screaming for.. a massage? Anyone? HEHEHE. My fingers were riddled with neon plasters, paper-cut does that to you. Can anyone guess what was my stint about? =) Exhausted and tired as I was, (I’ve been virtually smiling the whole day, I don’t really mind, since it’s what I do best =D) there was the sense of satisfaction. We did our job well, more than well if I dare say. Heh. They even sent SPIES over to check up on us! Good thing I layan-ed the aunty well, she was the SPY. She had a young man tagging along with her, (initially, he looks like her toyboy) bushy eyebrows and all, and hes the one happily snapping pictures. (Snap my pic also never pay money *grumbles*)
Now, without intending to be overly biased, observation shows certain.. people are more well-mannered and refined. Take, for example, handing out em fliers. *A majority of a particular race were courteous, if not, extremely well-mannered. Eg, politely declining with the ‘No, thank yous’, followed by a gracious smile. Manners defined. =) *On the other hand, the ‘cultured barbarians’ of another race were in a way, snobbish and rather rude I’d say. I like the term ‘cultured barbarians’ because it reflects a haughty, arrogant and holier-than-thou attitude beneath that glossy veneer of ‘upperclass-ness’. Bah. Totally BS ba..
Anyway, I encountered a ‘beautiful scenery’ during my one-hour break. Hehe. Specimen was model-like and attention-grabbing. Looks yummy. Familiar too. =p Well, they always do look familiar. Hahaha.
I’d really have to say: the world IS indeed a small one, my colleague is actually my collegemate AND same-coursemate! Gee. A newbie(okay la, ppl 3rd year liao not newbie la) from the West Coast campus, it’s no wonder I haven’t seen her around. Chubby girl, reminds me of Ki.. er, KIKI. (Whoops! Forgive my slip of tongue, it gets cheeky from time to time)
To sum it up, it was rather interesting weekend. Well, at least it’s productive in monetary terms. WAHAHA. Might wanna try again, heaps of fun(and contacts). =)
* Note: Characteristics displayed were from majority, not of the entire race.
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